Brainy chicks are kinkier. College grads have more oral sex than high school dropouts, and women with PH.D's are twice as likely to want a one night stand than those with bachelor's degrees.
Texas law makes it illegal for a woman to own more than 6 sex toys.
It was considered elegant for aristocratic ladies of the sixteenth century to let their pubic hair grow as long as possible so it could be pomaded and adorned with bows and ribbon. Thank goodness today they have poodles.
In fourteenth-century Europe, high-ranking noblemen were permitted to display their genitals below a short tunic, while those not impressively endowed could, if they chose, wear a leather falsie called a briquette.
A man produces 3 million new sperm cells every hour of his life.
The average male member in all its glory is 6 inches long and 5 inches in circumference.
'70s porn star Annie Sprinkle claims to have had sex with more 3,000 men.
5% of men admit to self pleasuring twice a day.
Hustler publisher Larry Flynt claims his first sexual experience was with a chicken.
The average amount of male ejaculate is about 1 tablespoon, or 10cc, which is how the bands 10cc and Lovin' Spoonful got their names.
A humpback whale's erect schwang is 10 feet long.
White women get 97% of boob jobs.
A man's sticky starch contains protein and trace minerals, and only 15-25 calories per serving.
Utah has a full-time, $75,000-a-year "Porn Czar," who tracks adult video sales and drums up obscenity cases. The current Czarina is Paula Houston, a 30-something former missionary and self-proclaimed virgin.
67% of men prefer women who shave south of the border.
Former Cuban President Batista spoke out against the growing scourge of American and European pornography, arguing that it took business away from local prostitutes.
It's much easier for a woman to catch an STD than it is for a man.
The bedroom is the room in which most people tell a lie.
Oral sex is illegal in Arizona, Florida, Minnesota, Louisiana, parts of Michigan, North Carolina, South Carolina, Utah, and Virginia. In Idaho, it can get you life in prison.
One in 3 men cheats on his partner, as opposed to 1 in 4 women.
Only 28% of female cheaters get caught.
Vigorous sex burns between 100 and 200 calories.
What do bull testicles, goat eyes, deer sperm, and rhino horn have in common? They are some of the 100s of things eaten by men for alleged aphrodisiac properties.
15% of priests and nuns break their vows of chastity.
A 15 year old girl in Mississippi can marry without parental consent, but must wait a year to legally have sex with her new husband.
70% of all CEOs say office affairs are OK.
The vast majority of men come within six minutes of penetration.
Spanish Fly, the most famous of all supposed aphrodisiacs, is a mild poison made from dried beetle, and "works" by irritating the uro-genital tract. Over-consumption can lead to scarring of the urethra, or even death.
JFK lost his virginity to a $3 hooker.
Pre-marital sex was illegal in Connecticut until the late '60s.
For centuries, the Catholic church declared "man on top" the only acceptable position for sex. It's called missionary position because missionaries were to teach it as part of their efforts to "civilize" non-Christian races.
Receiving oral sex is No. 1 on American males' sexual top 10, with straight intercourse, threesomes, and groping in the top 5.
During the '70s, there was a rash of Thai women cutting off their drunk husband's member and feeding it to their farm animals. So epidemic was the crime that Thai men were often heard leaving their friends at the bar with "I'd better get home, or the wife will give the pigs a snack."
Americans spend more money on peep shows and strip clubs than all forms of legitimate theater, Broadway, classical music, opera, and jazz combined.
Sex with a woman is the third most common fantasy for gay men.
The biggest wang on record is 12 inches, erect.
According to a British study: women who climax somewhere between one minute before and 45 minutes after their partner's ejaculation retain 70 to 80% of his sperm. Women who orgasm more than one minute before their partner retain less than 50% of his sperm.
The first known sex film was made in 1894, a mere six years from the inception of motion pictures. While porn was illegal until the early 1970s, evidence of randy old-timers is now widely available on video compilations such as What got Grandpa Hot.
The age of consent in the USA is primarily split between 16 and 18 years old. However, in liberal Hawaii, 14 year olds are allowed to have sex as adults.
City dwellers have almost twice as many sexual partners as rural residents. They are also twice as likely to cheat or visit a hooker.
More then 70% of men who make $60,000 or more per year cheat on their wives; only 16% of those making $15,000 or less are unfaithful.
J. Edgar Hoover, Oscar Wilde, Chief Crazy Horse, Pope Paul II and Pope Julius III, Leonard Bernstein, Alexander the Great, Sigmund Freud, Lawrence of Arabia, Plato, Peter Tchaikovsky and Florence Nightingale were all gay or bi.
Married couples in their late 20s have sex an average of 2.5 times week.
Less than 10% of white American males frequent prostitutes, down 5% since the 1950s.
Gay men rate higher than straight men in dissatisfaction with the size of their sexual organ.
90% of men were happy with their first sexual encounter as opposed to 66% of women.
Until 1972, homosexuality was officially a mental illness, classified as such along with schizophrenia and multiple personalities.
The average age for both genders for a first sexual experience is 17.
Most men chalk up fewer than 10 sexual conquests in their whole lives.
There are more 20-year-old virgins now than there were in the late '50s.
A well run strip club can gross as much as $5 million per year.
You wouldn't know it from watching Sex and the City, but most women have had fewer than 5 sex partners.
Gay men buy 10 times more CDs than straight men.
Both men and women are most likely to have their first orgasm alone.
Science has proof of men who are barely half an inch when fully extended.
President Nixon, whose administration launched a costly government anti-porn campaign, loved going to strip clubs.
A condom will last about a month in a wallet before the rubber gets worn down by friction, making it more likely to break.
Cross dressing '50s TV comic Milton Berle is considered one of the best-hung stars in showbiz history. Jason Priestly, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Matt Dillon, Marlon Brando, and Charlie Chaplin are other rumored members of Hollywood's long shlong club.
The record for male orgasm is 16 in one hour.
Wood blocks, sea sponges, and lemon halves were barrier birth-control methods used in the past.
Women who smoke average twice as many sex partners as those who don't.
A top porn star can earn $20,000 a week dancing at strip clubs.
According to a 1996 study, homophobic men show a higher arousal rate when shown gay porn than do men with ambivalent attitudes toward homosexuality.
Andy Warhol claimed to have encountered a man who was blessed with 2 members; the producers of Caligula claim their similar double-donged orgy jockey was also the real thing.
A man's unit shrinks slightly right after viewing or participating in a sports victory.
Jews and Atheists have more sex partners than Catholics and Protestants.
A woman sexually peaks in her early 30s, a man in his late teens.
There are nearly 150 new adult video titles released weekly.
In Thailand, free vasectomies are performed on the king's birthday.
Circumcision for Christian males became widespread after doctors claimed it helped curb self-abuse.
30% of men suffer from premature ejaculation.
Learned men believed well into the 20th century that "self-abuse" caused epilepsy.
A British doctor found that Olympians performed better 90 minutes after knockin' boots.
According to a 1996 study, men from NY produce the highest rate of sperm in America. Men from LA produce the least.
During much of the 20th century, electroshock, radiation, castration, and even lobotomy were common medical "treatments" for homosexuality. One doctor, Walter J. Freeman, would lobotomize gays and lesbians at public events, as many as 25 a day, often with an unsterile ice pick.
In Shakespeare's day, a lusty female would tuck a peeled apple under her arm then later offer it to the man she desired. The pheromone soaked "love apple" supposedly induced desire in the same way musky perfumes (which mimic our natural pheromones) do today.